My name’s Graeme and I like beer.

This week I discovered a new receptacle to drink it from.

After a lifetime of making do with inferior drinking vessels, a new dishwasher-friendly product to rule them all has arrived.

Das Horn is what the Vikings would have drank from if BPA-free plastic had been available to them.


It’s a modern twist on the ancient drinking horn favoured by those destined for Valhalla, complete with a neck/wrist strap to make sure you don’t lose it in the heat of battle or in the back seat of a taxi.

Das Horn is best employed to impress girls at parties though it also sits comfortably in the hand on a quiet night in front of the telly watching Lord of the Rings, Game of Thrones or Ice Road Truckers.

I’ve saved the most important three pieces of information until last – it holds 709ml, costs £24.99 and has supernatural powers.

With this heroic chalice in your grasp anything is possible, though the hangover the next day is pretty much the same as it always is.

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